Now, I don’t want to say this is the largest government cover-up since the President Bush Lizard Person Scandal, but the evidence I am about to present to you is overwhelmingly in favor of conspiracy. Whoopi Goldberg and the Mona Lisa are eerily similar. It may not be something you’ve noticed before, but once you think about it, the parallels are impossible to ignore. What do these similarities imply? It may have something to do with Area 51 or Watergate – perhaps even the JFK assassination double shooter theory or the reason the real Paul McCartney died in the 60s and was replaced with a look-a-like who remains fooling the general public to this day. All I know is that this is information that the CIA doesn’t want you to know…but I refuse to remain quiet. Here are the facts.
Where it begins:
The Mona Lisa is a painting of a woman.
Whoopi Goldberg is widely considered to be a woman.
Then, it gets weird:
Whoopi Goldberg is a famous celebrity.
The Mona Lisa is a famous painting.
Now for the kicker:
The Mona Lisa doesn’t have eyebrows.
Whoopi Goldberg doesn’t have eyebrows.
Pretty freaky, right?
But I’m not going to sit here and try to explain to you what this all implies. Not only is my theory probably beyond your realm of understanding, I don’t want to have to sacrifice my livelihood if the government does come after me. My goal is to make what I know available to the public, and let you decide for yourselves what dire implications this realization carries. In any case, the facts don’t lie. It’s time we all stopped for a second and thought about what’s been right under our noses the whole time.