Bark, Bark? More like systematically oppressed. Words matter, and what we say to dogs matter. They may be sniffing their butts, but that doesn’t mean they’re not listening. Think next time before you assume you know what it’s like to be a dog.
I’m also the result of generations of forced breeding so that I could have these useless stubby legs that you think are so cute.
Yeah, didn’t have much choice in the matter. It’s called Stockholm Syndrome.
Yeah…you fucking rescued me. Thank you, oh gracious human savior, for rescuing me from the very system of oppression your desire to have a pet has created. Thank you so very much.
Yeah, that’s great, but we don’t need to sleep together every night. I need some space.
I’m so glad I was able to participate in your public ego boost. I’m sure everyone watching was very impressed by your ability to control me.
Is that why you made my reproductive organs nonfunctional? What about my reproductive rights?
Just give me the god damned treat…please. I’ll wag my tail, I’ll lick your face, whatever, but it’s the only fucking thing I have to look forward to in this cage of a life you’ve created for m
I refuse to apologize for being who I am.