I am not apologizing. I will not back down.
I won’t let anything get in the way of my dream. And do you know what that dream is? Successfully flushing a tampon down the middle stall toilet in the Booth 2 women’s restroom.
People keep telling me to “stop clogging the toilet because it’s gross and could possibly destroy the entire plumbing system.” But I won’t give up.
I’ve wanted this all my life. When all the other kids were talking about being lawyers and doctors and astronauts, I just wanted a good used tampon and a toilet with old pipes.
For too long I’ve been told by so many people throw in the towel, to throw my tampon away in the correct disposable container. But do you know how many people told Amelia Earhart to give up? Do you know how many people told Marie Curie, Harriet Tubman or Eleanor Roosevelt they were “gross”? Probably a lot.
I just want to let every single person on Booth 2 know that I’m not going anywhere, and neither are my used tampons.
Deal with the bloody toilet water of my dreams or get out.
The Booth 2 Toilet Clogger